ozkat
25-03-2007, 12:48 AM
One day, a little while ago, there was a man driving down the freeway in his egg.
There he was, minding his own business when the egg started coughing and farting. So he pulled over to the side of the road and called a mobile mechanic.
He gets the mechanic and he says "G'Day chief. I was driving my egg here down the freeway, and she started to play up".
The mechanic says "Well mate, we have been having alot of issues with these eggs lately. What you need to do, is go over to your egg and pull the yolk out of it."
So the mechanic explains how to pull the yolk out, and tells the man to let him know how it goes. So he goes over to his egg and proceeds to pull the yolk out of it. A Couple of hits here and there and the yolk was gone.
Jumps back over to his phone and rings the mechanic again. The mechanic goes "Well, how is she"
The man goes "Yeah mate, she's all white now"
There he was, minding his own business when the egg started coughing and farting. So he pulled over to the side of the road and called a mobile mechanic.
He gets the mechanic and he says "G'Day chief. I was driving my egg here down the freeway, and she started to play up".
The mechanic says "Well mate, we have been having alot of issues with these eggs lately. What you need to do, is go over to your egg and pull the yolk out of it."
So the mechanic explains how to pull the yolk out, and tells the man to let him know how it goes. So he goes over to his egg and proceeds to pull the yolk out of it. A Couple of hits here and there and the yolk was gone.
Jumps back over to his phone and rings the mechanic again. The mechanic goes "Well, how is she"
The man goes "Yeah mate, she's all white now"